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"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"You're not going to believe this! -- He's an animal!"

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Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

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"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

Yoyo sheep

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Strawberry Shake

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

I love what you've done with your hare.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'