Vegetable Fans T-Shirts

Most of the vegetables cried at the Onions wedding.

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Yoyo sheep

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Making healthy eating bearable.

Strawberry Shake

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.