Front Garden Fan T-Shirts

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

I fart more than that!

Yoyo sheep

'They're dog roses!'

Camping-Pong

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Tunnel of love"

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

ATM withdrawal

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."