Woodland Creature Fan T-Shirts

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm just saying I buried some nuts exactly where you're burrowing."

'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I love you too, big guy."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Camping-Pong

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Too much monkey business...

"Stag poker"

Phoenix

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Penguin

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Mother?'

Polar bears

Praying Mantis.