Woodland Creature Fan T-Shirts

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm just saying I buried some nuts exactly where you're burrowing."

'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I love you too, big guy."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Camping-Pong

Phoenix

Too much monkey business...

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Stag poker"

Penguin

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Polar bears

'Mother?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'