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"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"The unlucky lemming"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Koala

Giraffe Selfie

"Marco ..."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Eat me"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I love this time of day."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."