Woodland Creature Fans T-Shirts

Wally chucks wood like a girl.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Frog in the puddles.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Stag poker"

Penguin

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Phoenix

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Polar bears

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

The next damn Batman.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Pelican and Origami

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."