Woodland Creature Fans Gifts

Wally chucks wood like a girl.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Frog in the puddles.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

"Stag poker"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Too much monkey business...

Phoenix

Polar bears

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

The next damn Batman.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Pelican and Origami

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'