Woodland Creatures Gifts

"Stag poker"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Welcome Spring.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

A man rakes a tree

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Tree Funeral

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'