Forest Animals Gifts

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Deforestation.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I love you too, big guy."

ET Mishap

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Monkey-artist

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Where the wild things were."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I love this time of day."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Camping-Pong

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

A man rakes a tree

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."