Forest Scenes Gifts

Happy Mother's Day

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Welcome Spring.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I love you too, big guy."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I love this time of day."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Monkey-artist

Beaver tower

Camping-Pong

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Rude Snowpeople

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"