Natural Scenery Gifts

'That reminds me. Marmaduke is due for a bath.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Valet park only"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

J. M. W. Turner

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Hotel Room

Sunset Attraction

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring