Scenery Appreciation Gifts

"Of course there's nothing on the horizon - that's what it's for."

Model wilderness

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Isn't it nice to have a window to see everywhere we could be instead of here?"

Womb with a View

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

The Zoo.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

Polar bear bowling alley

'Echo Tourism'

Labor Day Flowers

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Creativity

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Roses

"I don't know what went wrong."