Scenery Gifts

'Is this in HD?'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'For the view I wouldn't come here'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Scenic View.

'It's a shame it's such a clear day. When it's cloudy you can't see a thing from up here.'

"Come on help me out, which bit of information am I supposed to be processing here?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Echo Tourism'

The Adventures of God

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Rating the Sunset

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Sunset Attraction

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Hotel Room

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

J. M. W. Turner

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Well, the drought is over."