Scenery Pillows

Polar bear bowling alley

'Is this in HD?'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'For the view I wouldn't come here'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Scenic View.

'It's a shame it's such a clear day. When it's cloudy you can't see a thing from up here.'

"Come on help me out, which bit of information am I supposed to be processing here?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The Adventures of God

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Roads with a view.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Rating the Sunset

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Hotel Room

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Sunset Attraction

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

J. M. W. Turner

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'