Forests Gifts

'Can you believe it? Since we installed our wood-burning stove, we've spent next to nothing on heating oil.'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

When a tree falls in the forest.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"I don't mind the tree huggers, but the tree humpers creep me out."

Vendo Tree.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Tree Tunnel

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

Beaver tower

'No, Harry - your roots are here!'

Rare sightings of actual contractor

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

'We were too busy.'

Dam it all

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Mmm. Rhesus pieces.'

Turned out to be a not-so-lucky bottle cap.

A tree falls in the forest and no one is around.

"For the last time kid, we are the golden larches. You cannot have french fries!"

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'I see the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter.' 'Careful, they can see you.'

Traffic calming ahead.

Complaining fir tree

"I thought you were a tele-bark-eter."

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Good heavens! You're right!"