Forestry Gifts

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

Rain, Sunshine and the Tree

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

'Tell Johnson that the safety officer would like to speak with him...the sooner the better.'

Natural History Museum: Tree

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

'Hey!! Where's your safety glasses?!'

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

Poplar trees and not very poplar trees.

Rain forest ends here.

"What you want is Woodland Avenue."

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

'Since I got tagged I've been getting way more spam.'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.

A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.

Scout Stuff.

Consider the trees. They have no legs to run with.

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

Deforestation.

"One day son, all this junk will be mail!"

Pull My Branch.

Tree to a woodpecker: 'Now lower - and to the left.'

Deer selling Headlight shades

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."