Forestation Gifts

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I love this time of day."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Koala

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Monkey-artist

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Beaver tower

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I brought cocoa."