Forestation T-Shirts

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

Koala

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Monkey-artist

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I love this time of day."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"