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'Can you believe it? Since we installed our wood-burning stove, we've spent next to nothing on heating oil.'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

When a tree falls in the forest.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"I don't mind the tree huggers, but the tree humpers creep me out."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Tree Tunnel

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'No, Harry - your roots are here!'

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Mmm. Rhesus pieces.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Traffic calming ahead.

"For the last time kid, we are the golden larches. You cannot have french fries!"

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

Complaining fir tree

'We were too busy.'

Turned out to be a not-so-lucky bottle cap.

'I see the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter.' 'Careful, they can see you.'

A tree falls in the forest and no one is around.

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Manhattan Woods

Absolut Cullum.

Giant pine cone crushes car.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"Good heavens! You're right!"