Forest Management T-Shirts

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Koala

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I love this time of day."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Beaver tower

"I brought cocoa."