Forest Admin T-Shirts

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I love this time of day."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Smokey The Tree"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Koala

"I brought cocoa."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'