Forest Admin Gifts

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Koala

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Smokey The Tree"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"I love this time of day."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I brought cocoa."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."