Forest Manager Gifts

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Burning California

Deforestation.

"First time pruning?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

Bear Hugging Season Open

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I brought cocoa."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Tree Funeral

'May the forest be with you.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Raining Leaves.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Bottletrees.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"