Forest Manager Pillows

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Burning California

Deforestation.

"First time pruning?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

"Smokey The Tree"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I brought cocoa."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Tree Funeral

'May the forest be with you.'

You're a workaholic, Jan.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Bottletrees.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Raining Leaves.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'