Forestry Officer Pillows

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Koala

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I brought cocoa."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Tree Funeral

'May the forest be with you.'