Forestry Educator Pillows

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Deforestation.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Building a Shelter

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'Green Peace'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

We have to stop surprising each other.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Tortured Plank

Lumberjack Christmases.

Spotted Owl Migration

Stranded Woodsman.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

"I will avenge you, Father."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.