Wildlife Educator Pillows

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Since this is your first time seeing a rhino, just a friendly note: that’s my horn, not a giant pimple!"

God's Miracles.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Building a Shelter

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Caliologist

'Still no sign of life.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Confounded biodiversity.'

Student to teacher: 'Cuz history repeats itself better when we recycle.'

Climate Change Report

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

The hummingbird's hum.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Friends of the Earth

"You fly into a window, too?"

Parrot Perch

Sportscasters on the Savannah

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'