Wildlife Trainer Pillows

Aa falconer looses his arm to his peregrine falcon.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Litter Tray Training

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Cat Show

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.