Wildlife Rehabilitator Pillows

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Have him fill this barrel.'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Bee flying to another flower.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"That's mine!"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

The melting polar ice caps

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Caliologist

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Still no sign of life.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).