Wildlife Rehabilitator Gifts

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Have him fill this barrel.'

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Bee flying to another flower.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Beaver tower

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"That's mine!"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

The melting polar ice caps

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Climate Change

Igloo for birds.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Caliologist

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'Still no sign of life.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"