Animal Rehabber Gifts

Grumpy Hamster

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

Foster failure

Haute Suture

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman escapes with cats.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Be kind"

Cat in Tree.

Dog wearing a cone

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Vigilante Dog

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.