Animal Rescue Gifts

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

A Skinny Dog

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

No-Kill Ambitions.

'We know you have a cat...'

St Bernard carries slippers to man trapped in the snow.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'At least you saved the cat.'

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'

"Really? Mine's a rescue, too."

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

Cat in Tree.

The Cat Lady

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"I've gained a lot a weight since I was rescued from the smoking lab"

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

'Why didn't we try that stuff earlier?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Sick Parrot

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'

'Wodger want-Dogs Home is it?'

'Who says I'm beached?'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

'And to my nephew, Rodney, I bequeath my entire estate of cats.'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'

A sad dog.