Rescue Animals Gifts

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"But what if I don't want to be rescued?"

Rescue dog with keg: 'Of course, it doesn't pay as much as it does in season...'

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

Cat in Tree.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog wearing a cone

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"He was a rescue."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Vigilante Dog