Rescue Animals Gifts

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"But what if I don't want to be rescued?"

Rescue dog with keg: 'Of course, it doesn't pay as much as it does in season...'

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

Cat in Tree.

Dog wearing a cone

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"He was a rescue."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Peace. Love. Adopt."