Animal Rehabilitation Gifts

Grumpy Hamster

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Dog Dreams

'Bert's dog training.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Haute Suture

Foster failure

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Agility God

Woman escapes with cats.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Be kind"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Cat in Tree.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Street Organ - Monkey

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"