Animal Rehabilitation Gifts

Grumpy Hamster

'Does the Betty Ford clinic treat sunflower seed addiction?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Foster failure"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Dog Dreams

Foster failure

Haute Suture

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Woman escapes with cats.

Agility God

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cat in Tree.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"