Recovering Pet Gifts

"My new vet has the human touch."

"Foster failure"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

Dog Dreams

Haute Suture

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Cat in Tree.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.