Pet Recovery Gifts

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

A trip to the vet's.

Lady Doctor: 'I can fit you with a prosthetic.' Dog: 'A faux paw?'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

Grumpy Hamster

Feeding the dog.

Cage Rest.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Neuters Bar.

Haute Suture

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

All the best

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Very Difficult Conversations

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cat in Tree.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'