Lost Pet Recovery Gifts

Measure of devotion: $5 reward for lost dog.

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"He was a very good boy."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Very Difficult Conversations

Haute Suture

Foster failure

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

'He loved that dog.'

Cat in Tree.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Halo Frisbee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Blues artis's daily list

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."