Missing Pet Gifts

'My pet turtle is missing, Mr. Ferguson -- would you keep an eye out for him?'

"Pick me!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Barks in code.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"He was a very good boy."

Very Difficult Conversations

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Halo Frisbee.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Blues artis's daily list

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Now how did she know?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Curiosity."