Lost Pet Gifts

'I can't help thinking we should have used a better photo.'

"He was a very good boy."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Haute Suture

Very Difficult Conversations

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He loved that dog.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

Blues artis's daily list

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

Dog Statue

Grumpy Hamster