Loss Of A Pet Gifts

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Surprise!"

'Looks like Joanie lost another turtle.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

Blues artis's daily list

'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'

A dead Turtle in his half open shell as a coffin.

'He was his best friend.'

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

'I lost my dog.'

"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

SPOT BELOVED COMPANION 2004-2010, 'I told you not to let him eat your homework!'

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

Cats. Not the play.

"I'll never forget his last words: 'Arf, arf, woof, bow wow wow, arf'."

"He was always so good to me..."

A Dog's Grave.

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

"You're a good sort, Ellen, but I do miss old Rover."

"Laid off, my wife left me and my dog died. But at least I've still got you, doc."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Of course. Every pet you ever had is here. Just watch where you step."

SPOT BELOVED COMPANION 2004-2010, 'I told you not to let him eat your homework!'

Animal cemetary with a grieving dog.

"Well, goodbye old friend. You were always there for me, obedient and loyal... The best husband I've ever had..."

Buried pets.

Cat in Hearse

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

"My hamster died this morning. He fell asleep at the wheel."

'Please say aah...because my dog died.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Sign Above Toilet Reads 'In Memory of 'Spike'...'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch