Loss Of A Pet Gifts

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Surprise!"

'Looks like Joanie lost another turtle.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

Blues artis's daily list

'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

"I haven't had the heart to tell him yet."

"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."

A dead Turtle in his half open shell as a coffin.

'I lost my dog.'

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

"Joey!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'He was his best friend.'

Sign Above Toilet Reads 'In Memory of 'Spike'...'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'My husband would have wanted this as his final resting place, he spent so many of his lives here.'

SPOT BELOVED COMPANION 2004-2010, 'I told you not to let him eat your homework!'

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

Cats. Not the play.

"I'll never forget his last words: 'Arf, arf, woof, bow wow wow, arf'."

"He was always so good to me..."

'Please say aah...because my dog died.'

A Dog's Grave.

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"You're a good sort, Ellen, but I do miss old Rover."

"Laid off, my wife left me and my dog died. But at least I've still got you, doc."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Of course. Every pet you ever had is here. Just watch where you step."

SPOT BELOVED COMPANION 2004-2010, 'I told you not to let him eat your homework!'

Animal cemetary with a grieving dog.

"Well, goodbye old friend. You were always there for me, obedient and loyal... The best husband I've ever had..."

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.