Grieving A Pet Gifts

Don't worry about your lost dog, Son. He's biodegradable

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"He was a very good boy."

Very Difficult Conversations

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He loved that dog.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

Blues artis's daily list

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

Dog Statue

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."