Pet Mourners Gifts

Dearly departed pet fish.

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Don't worry about your lost dog, Son. He's biodegradable

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

Dog Heaven

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."

'I feel ridiculous!'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'They were so upset when the goldfish died, I had to get them another pet.'

Old cat with its own stair lift

"She was a good turtle."

"One day, this will all be yours."

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"I think the dog wants out"

"I see you have a cat."

Goldfish cemetery

Woman looks at nine graves reading 'Mr Tibbles', saying: 'I loved that cat.'

Fish Memorial

'This case has progressed to the point I want the opinion of a taxidermist."

Kitchen God.

"He forgot our 'safe word'."

A worker mourning the loss of his pet dog

Wall of Dogs

Beloved husband, beloved master.

"Don't ever catch it. You'll have nothing left to live for."