Pet Worshippers Gifts

Kitchen God.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Works every time.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Desert Island BBQ

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Foster failure

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."