Pet Worshippers Pillows

Kitchen God.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Works every time.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Foster failure

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"