Pet Memorial Specialist Gifts

Fish Memorial

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was a very good boy."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

I know they told me not to bark

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Dog Heaven

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"She was a good turtle."

Dearly departed pet fish.

"I found it. It's catnip for the 5th anniversary and scratching post on the 10th."

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

Liquid mice.

'This case has progressed to the point I want the opinion of a taxidermist."

Painting a nervous little dog proved difficult.

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

Woman looks at nine graves reading 'Mr Tibbles', saying: 'I loved that cat.'

Goldfish cemetery

Goldfish Cemetery.

A worker mourning the loss of his pet dog

Wall of Dogs

Beloved husband, beloved master.

It's so quiet here now that the goldfish is gone.