Pet Cemetery Explorer Gifts

'Yes, a mahogany coffin, with brass trim, and a nice grassy plot with flowers, and a shade tree, and one other thing. . . I want him buried alive."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"He was a very good boy."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Dog Heaven

Too Much SOY

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

Sniffing Zoo

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Oakland cemetery: moved!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"He's into binge fetching."

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Look, someone with a bigger beak than mine...

Inflatable dog

"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."