Pet Cemetery Explorer Gifts

'Yes, a mahogany coffin, with brass trim, and a nice grassy plot with flowers, and a shade tree, and one other thing. . . I want him buried alive."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"He was a very good boy."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

I know they told me not to bark

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Dog Heaven

Too Much SOY

Sniffing Zoo

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

He was always so sweaty.

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

Oakland cemetery: moved!

"He's into binge fetching."

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Look, someone with a bigger beak than mine...

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'