Cemetery Explorer Gifts

Sign in a cemetery saying "Coming soon on this site - Oliver N. Dale 1884-?"

Tomb of the unknown leftover

"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Two gravestones sit next to each other in a cemetery; the small one reads "Kramer 1902-1976 R.I.P." and the large one reads "Sanderson 1906-1981 V.I.P.".

Shallow Grave Cemetery

Too Much SOY

He was always so sweaty.

Rusty's Secret Stash

I lose more girlfriends that way...

Roadkill Cemetery

Oakland cemetery: moved!

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Monuments

Pet Cemetery.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Gone Fishing

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Ventriloquist Grave

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Pranking Zombies

The last word.

Clown Painting in Museum

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Don't even think about it."

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.