Cemetery Seeker Gifts

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pet Cemetery.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The last word.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

Tombstones with convention name tags

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Touch screen for bio.

Creepy Delivery.

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

Gravedigger

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

He was always so sweaty.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"He did it my way."

Oakland cemetery: moved!

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

He Watched Sports