Cemetery Worker Gifts

Gravedigger

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'As a cemetery worker... I prefer working the 'graveyard' shift!'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Cemetery: One Way.

'Here, every shift is the graveyard shift, Collins.'

'Someday, someone else will mow this lawn.'

'I guess you CAN take it with you.'

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'We all know death is inevitable but do you have to stand there shrugging?'

'Are you sure his wife asked for fresh flowers in his lapel every day?'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Oh, he's off sick. I'm just filling in!"

"It's funny, isn't it? We don't have a graveyard shift."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Face Painting.

Pet Cemetery.

CCTV in church.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Nun Binning the Devil

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Joint Ventures!

"It's a cup holder."

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"