Crematorium Worker Gifts

A Crematorium worker is caught out preparing a chicken and vegetables for roasting in the Cremating oven

'Behind the scenes at a crematorium.'

A crematorium worker has been caught out toasting Marshmallows.

"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Joint Ventures!

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Social Worker

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'Help!'

Killer whale with dead trainer

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Shark Chum

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Marine Pollution

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Giant sandwich bags.

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'I'm all about quantity.'

Aquarium Distress Call.

Suitably dressed for Happy Hour.

Rollercoaster police chase.